WHY I’M SINGLE | T-Shirt

Some people are single because they’re picky. You’re just being responsible.

Classic relaxed fit, crew neck, tear-away label — because you’ve got enough problems without an itchy tag.

Print stays sharp, shirt holds up wash after wash. Unlike your love life.

$15. Cheaper than a first date.

• 100% US cotton, 5.3 oz heavyweight
• Classic relaxed fit, true to size
• Tear-away label, no scratchy tags
• OEKO-TEX certified

Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white. The checkbox situation however is very clear.